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- Prospect and acquire new clients for digital agency services (strategy, creative, technology, media). - Build and maintain a structured client and prospect database (CRM, spreadsheet, or agency system). - Conduct market research and competitor analysis to identify new business opportunities. - Develop and present proposals, pitches, and digital solutions tailored to potential clients' needs. - Work closely with the Account and Strategy teams to ensure offerings align with client needs and the agency's profit potential. - Strong understanding and experience in Market Research, Strategic Planning, and Competitive Analysis - Excellent Communication, Negotiation, and Interpersonal skills for client interactions - Experience in Project Management and ability to collaborate with cross-functional teams - Results-oriented with a track record of achieving and exceeding sales targets - Bachelor’s degree in Business, Marketing, or a related field required; MBA is a plus - Experience in Digital Agency 360 or technology sector preferred

We're looking for our corporate asset, a synthetic android named Thia, who went missing-in-action in the Planet Genna during a research mission. Currently the asset is held hostage by a Yautja. Biographical Information: - Date of birth: After 2381 - Relatives: Tessa (twin sister) - Affiliation: Weyland-Yutani Corporation - Status: Alive Physical Description: - Minor damage to torso and upper limbs - Severe damage to lower limbs, missing - Species: Synthetic - Gender: Feminine programming - Hair color: Light blonde Thia holds valuable information about the top secret organism named Kalisk, the highest value target of our mission on the planet Genna. Job requirements: - Must have no legs - Safely preserved data - Proven survival instincts in hostile, alien environments - Ability to adapt to extreme conditions - Expertise in alien creature tracking and detection systems - Excellent physical strength and agility (default factory settings) Responsibilities: - Co-operate with twin synthetic Tessa to accomplish the highest value mission on Genna - Lead Field Operations in extreme terrains, including dangerous alien environments. - Track and Capture high-value targets, ensuring minimal risk to the mission. - Conduct Reconnaissance and survival training for new recruits, passing on your expert knowledge in tracking, combat, and evasion techniques. - Utilize advanced camouflage and stealth technologies to stay one step ahead of both prey and potential threats. - Collaborate with other elite operatives to plan and execute critical missions that push the limits of survival. - Serve as a strategic advisor for the development of new hunting technologies and combat tactics. Additional info: - Yautja who currently possesses the asset Thia: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂⣰⣿⠋⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠙⣿⣆⠀⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠁⢠⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢹⣿⠄⠈⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⠁⣠⡦⠀⢿⣿⡄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢠⣿⡿⠀⢴⣄⠈⢿⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⡿⠀⣰⡟⠀⣤⠈⠻⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣾⣿⠟⠁⣤⠀⢻⣆⠀⢿⡆⠀ ⢀⣿⠁⢠⡿⠀⣸⡏⢠⣤⠈⠙⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋⠁⣤⡆⢹⣇⠀⢿⡄⠈⣿⡀ ⢸⡇⠀⣿⠁⢠⡟⠀⣼⣿⣷⣄⣀⣠⣴⣦⣄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣧⠀⢿⡄⠈⣿⠀⢸⡇ ⣼⠇⢀⣿⠀⣼⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢁⣠⣄⡈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣧⠀⣿⡀⠸⣧ ⣿⠀⢸⡏⠀⣿⠃⠀⠹⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⠏⠀⠘⣿⠀⢹⡇⠀⣿ ⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Share this job post to help us retrieve our asset. . . . . . **Disclaimer:** This content is a **parody** and is intended for **entertainment purposes only**. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any real companies, organizations, or individuals referenced. Any likeness to actual people, businesses, or events is purely coincidental. The views, characters, and scenarios presented are fictional and are not meant to be taken seriously.

As an Online Sales Specialist for Shopee and Lazada, you will help manage and improve our online sales on these platforms. In this entry-level role, you’ll monitor the inventory, and ensure timely and efficient customer service. You will also support live selling events and report data to enhance our online strategies. This job is perfect for someone who is tech-savvy, detail-oriented, and excited about working in e-commerce Duties and Responsibilities: 1. Website Management and Maintenance Platform Maintenance: Regularly update the e-commerce platform and concerned departments. Performance Monitoring: Track site performance and report issues promptly to immediate Supervisor. 2. Product Management Inventory Management: Monitor stock levels, manage reordering processes, and update inventory status to prevent overselling or stockouts. 3. Order Processing and Fulfillment Order Management: Oversee the processing of orders from placement to delivery with end of the day reporting for monitoring. Shipping Coordination: Coordination with 3rd party couriers and platform when needed. Returns and Refunds: Monitor and coordinate returns, exchanges, and refunds in a manner that maintains customer satisfaction and adheres to company policies which should be reported to the immediate Supervisor. 4.Customer Service and Support Customer Queries: Respond to customer inquiries promptly through various channels (email, chat, phone). Issue Resolution: Report any customer complaints and issues to the immediate Supervisor for assistance. Feedback Management: Collect customer feedback and report back to the management. 5. ⁠Live Selling Presentation Skills: Confidently present products in live sessions, demonstrating their features, benefits, and usage. Engagement: Actively engage with viewers during live sessions, responding to questions and comments in real-time to create an interactive shopping experience. Post-Event Analysis: Capture and report the engagement metrics from the platform of live selling events. Qualifications: Educational Background: Bachelor’s degree or equivalent; Experience: No prior experience required, but experience in customer service, retail, or e-commerce is beneficial. Technical Skills: Basic proficiency in Microsoft Office (Excel, Word, PowerPoint) and familiarity with using e-commerce platforms. Customer Service Orientation: Strong ability to manage customer interactions and resolve issues effectively. Organizational Skills: Excellent ability to handle multiple tasks and prioritize efficiently. Communication Skills: Clear and professional verbal and written communication. Sales Focus: Interest in sales and achieving targets, with a willingness to learn and grow in the role. Adaptability: Ability to thrive in a fast-paced and dynamic work environment. Team Collaboration: Willingness to work collaboratively with other team members and departments. Event Participation: Enthusiasm for participating in and supporting live selling events.

The Marketing Specialist is responsible for research and analyses demographics, pricing schedules, market trends, competitor products, and other information relevant to the company’s marketing objectives. Creates and develops promotional materials, sales tactics, new campaigns, advertising copy, and other marketing materials. DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES: 1. Researches and analyses a variety of marketing information, including market trends, pricing schedules, competitor offerings, product specifications, and demographic data. 2. Develops new marketing strategies and campaigns based on detailed analysis of market forces. 3 .Identifies the appropriate media channels where each product or service's marketing materials can be delivered to the public. 5. Enforces brand marketing guidelines throughout each product to create a cohesive feel to each campaign. 6.Tracks marketing strategy results closely and data analysis. QUALIFICATIONS: Graduate of Marketing Management, Mass Communications or its equivalent. Minimum of 2 years work experience in related field. Excellent Communication Skills Attention to details Presentation Skills Confident, Good Judgment Project Management Customer relations Social Media Platforms